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Its time for homemade Chipotle.

This is what we are working with: https://www.chipotle.com/ingredients

Source your own ingredients and make the kind of burrito you like. If you want Beef, Chicken or Pork its up to you. If you want Guac or rice and beans ect. its your choice.

I like to make mine with chipotle spiced grilled chicken, rice, black beans, sour cream, guacamole, pepper jack cheese, sharp white cheddar cheese, corn salsa, tomato salsa and then wrap it up in a big tortilla skin.

>>9542166
Not disgusting to me.

>>9482568
Chipotle. I could eat their burritos every day for the rest of my life.
>inb4 muh ecoli

>>8202476
fast casual food

Poor fag here,

I heard a rumor that if you call and complain about the service you received at Chipotle they will give you a free burrito no questions asked...

Does anyone know any free food tips and tricks?

post pics of good food

Chipotle.

I live in Canada, within an hour of the nearest CHipotle, but when we do road tripds SOBO, my friends don't want to stop. I've taken my car and rode 1hour and cross the border for a McRib, but never did it for a CHipotle.

I like to just contemplate the taste it would have. I dream about it. Not sure I'm ready to make the dream end.

Does it worth it /ck/?

yum yum in tum tum

i will teach you how i order at chipotle

1. order 2 burrito bowls. ask for extra rice in both (extra rice is free)
1.5. ask for two tortillas (for each bowl) on the side. They'll do two, but three is pushing it.
2. ask for extra black beans in both (extra beans are free).
3. do the "half and half" trick. on average you'll get 50% more food because the workers are retarded and can't measure (you're retarded if you can't find a job better than rolling burritos).
4. get everything else you can. mild, medium, hot, corn, sour cream, cheese, lettuce.
5. ask for guac. If they say it's extra, just say ok.
6. go to register. When they charge you extra for guac, say you didn't know it's extra.
6.5. if they remembered to tell you it's extra, say you misheard and want them to remake your food. they won't want to throw it away and will just give you guac for free.
6.6. if they didn't remember to tell you it's extra, say they didn't tell you and ask them to remake it. same thing.
7. chipotle often gives out buy one get one free coupons. photo copy them, use one.
8. steal a bottle of tobacco sauce.

I just got $40+ of chipotle food for $7 using this method. Easily 4000 calories.

I don't get why you faggots rave over shitty taco bell but shit on chipotle any chance you get.
Chipotle is like 100x better.

so today I decided to try something different at chipotle. I went with the carnitas instead of steak and pico instead of the hot salsa. the carnitas were really good and the pico added a nice sweet flavor to the burrito.
what do you normally get on your burrito?
also does anyone actually order the guac? I love it but fuck if I'm paying 2 fucking extra dollars for it.

This is a Chipotle Education Thread. This is what you order:

>Burrito bowl with a tortilla on the side
>Brown rice
>No beans
>Steak OR Carnitas
>Hot salsa
>Corn
>Sour cream
>Cheese
>lettuce
>Chips

>While at register ask for a cup of the salad dressing and a water cup.

Here's the reasoning behind all of the above choices and why they are the best.

You get the bowl with the tortilla on the side because the tortilla is free. You always get more food packed into the bowl than you could ever get into a burrito. This way you get more food and you can even create your own burrito and learn how to roll. I myself am a master burrito roller at this point.

Brown rice for proper digestion of the massive amount of calories. Plus it tastes good.

No beans because they're useless and taste like shit.

Steak or Carnitas are Patrician-tier meats. Chicken is for faggots and it is always burnt. The shredded beef tastes exactly like Taco Bell meat so there's no point in ordering it. Sofritas are shit-tier as well.

Hot salsa because you don't wanna be a pussy.

Corn so you can see it in your shit when you poop out the meal.

Sour cream because it's delicious and will cool some of the burn from the hot salsa if you're a pussy.

Cheese because it's fucking amazing.

Lettuce because it's healthy and adds a little crunch and texture.

Chips because they can be used for snacking and dipping into the bowl.

Now, as for the salad dressing. It's fucking amazing. You can pour a little bit over your bowl/on your burrito as a sort of sauce and it's amazing. Tangy and perfect, it accents the meal perfectly and can even be used to dip chips if you choose to get those.

The water cup is free and you can just get soda with it if you want (has to be diet soda)


This concludes the best thing you can order at chipotle and the reasoning behind it. You can't deny that this is truly the greatest guide to food ever created.