/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12805278
Oh, so you finally admit that you feign expertise on all topics and pretend you can decipher each and every fruit known to man based on the description of their colour alone? I hope you don't think you look smart because when you do this "pretend to be smart" act you actually end up looking like an arrogant fool, which also puts a chip on your shoulder. I guess what I'm trying to say is have sex, incel.

>>9460169
>mfw continental style while fork in dominant hand

Spoon is all-time master race, anyways

I don't want to sound like an hypocrite, but this thread just reminded me of a douchy thing I did back in New Year's Eve:

>Go to friend's house, bring some glazed donuts
>we drink and party until 11 pm, the glazed donuts are untouched
>we decide to go early to celebrate the new year in a crowd.I take the donuts nobody ate in my backpack
>A couple of days later I get a remark of my friend, asking me why did I took the donuts with myself
>after the party they came home hungry and couldn't find the donuts.

>>9369444
>>9368645
Can we at least compromize?

>stay until the end of the party
>offer to clean the tables and chairs
>by the end of it grab something to eat
>the hosts will be either so thankful for your help or so tired, that they won't bat an eye about it.