/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>2004
>Venice
>Got dragged there by my parents because "hurr durr muh culture"
>no shops, only overpriced pizza restaurants
>go into one because all the sausages in the hotel go gobbled up the obese Austrians
>5 items on menu
>3/5 are forms of spaghetti
>Full of either fish or mushrooms
>the remainder are two pizzae
>"Gluten Free Cheese Pizza" and "Dry Ham Pizza"
>Brother orders the first one, guess what I order
>waiter is an absolute asshole and refuses to speak english, speaks a mix of Italian and Austro-German
>takes the order
>goes in the back
>hear a microwave startup
>4 mins later my pizza comes
>inedible frozen microwaved piece of overprice shit
>Dad annoys me and tells me to man up and eat the fucking pizza
>forced to eat
>4 mins later the rest arrives
>smells like the rest of the "city"
>brother actually vomits from his pizza
>mom is taking photos of the food going "why are you not eating you two you are disgusting"
>Dad is pissed at us
>their food is also absolute shit
>Dad is a cuck and pays 120€ for this
Kill me

>>13763891
For us it is foreign beer