/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14400436
and here the american defense brigade comes out of full woodwork . BRAVO ! your president has the virus . you can see it in him . POST ABOUT FOOD!

>>14326208
I agree you should give them a quick kill first but using the baby analogy, cutting the head in half or stabbing them through the heart and spine isn't much better.

cheapest premade / ready to assemble meals with the highest calories

I'll start:
>maruchan / top ramen noodles
>great value mac n cheese boxes
>hamburger helper
>great value brownie mix
>great value three meat frozen pizza

>>11985578
>>11985693
I don't ever eat out and my food budget is pretty high, not counting alcohol or wine.
If you don't mind eating a shit ton of grain filler food like a human horse, you can eat much cheaper, but I don't eat potatoes, rice, tortillas, bread, oatmeal, pasta, etc. It's pointless cheap matter to provide expendable calories for hard labor, which is a matter frankly beneath me.
30% of the calories in OP's picture (~4.5k out of ~14.5k) are in that can of oats, which is less than 9% of the budget.
Swap lowly chicken for something exciting once in a while and you'll see this tiny expenditure double. Add dairy like butter or cheese, add coffee or tea, and "add some fish" and you're adding another 50% to budget. What about cooking oil and spices, salt, garlic?

Healthy isn't synonymous with asceticism and purposely misrepresenting your spending isn't helping your case. Stop making this thread faggot.

>>11565579
salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, chili powder, oregano, basil, cumin, curry, paprika

absolutely anything else is unnecessary bullshit

>>11029682
>>Have you gotten food poisoning and if so, what did you eat (or at least where did you eat)?
Yes. I ate pork chops which I cooked at home.
>>Did the food taste or smell weird/off at the time of consumption?
They smelled bad before I cooked them - I knew they were off. I was college-student poor at the time and didn't want to throw out what could have been ten meals worth of meat, so I cooked them anyway, and tried to cook them really well to kill any bacteria.
>>How long did it take for the symptoms to hit?
I ate the first one around 9pm and was up 6ish hours later in the middle of the night pouring diarrhea and vomit from both ends. I only puked and shit after eating the first 3-4 of them. I stopped puking and shitting after a while despite still eating all the pork chops. I like to think I am now immune to food poisoning.

>>11007562
>You couldn't make it in your own kitchen?
I could, but why would I? I don't have a nice pizza oven so it would be a waste of a considerable bit of time just to have some shitty corn and mayo pizza.

I'm just saying, someone implied it would be widely available and it's not.

>>9709801
what are you doing cooking gourmet meals for yourself every night