/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>drinking anything aged in wood except red wine
Literally just tastes like fucking wood. $10 a bottle, $150 a bottle. Tastes like fucking wood. Whiskey, bourbon, whatever. May as well just chew a waterlogged fucking oak plank.

>hurr muh manliness
There is literally nothing more soy than drinking some $75 bottle of scotch and pretending it tastes like anything except wood and soggy sheepshagger burnt dirt.

>oh it’s an acquired taste
Yeah you spent a lot of time and money to drink nasty wood booze to pretend you’re some manly sophisticate to your equally as homosexual affiliates.

It was encased in wood because it’s what they had. It was smoked in peat because they had to do anything to cover up the putrid awfulness of their distillations.

Lots of liquor is great but the second you start trying to make some stupid poem about its oaken raisin flavor you may as well just skip the next few steps on the way to finding a cock to suck.