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La Croix or AirUp.

I can't stop drinking fucking flavored seltzers bros. I down a box of these a day. I pretty much breathe these things down. I will fill my fridge with around 144 cans and it's gone by the end of the week.
Am I deficient in some micronutrient? I piss so fucking much

Why do people say this shit is tasteless? It has plenty of flavor to me. Much better than diet soda. I think people just have fried taste buds from chugging corn syrup 24/7

itt we post things that absolutely no one enjoys

Now that it's price month, can I drink these in public again? I'm straight but I like the flavor and I'd rather people think I'm "out" than closeted.

What's the best flavor? I haven't tasted one that beat Lemoncello yet.

Is LaCroix Good for You?

Lacroix. It's a simulacrum of a drink. Basically you open the can and smell the passionfruit essence(tm) , it reminds you of how nice lemonade would be right now . But

a) you'd get sick of lemonade pretty quickly because you're old and sugar hurts you now and

b) the edge, the symbol, the cocktease of that fruity drink does more to stir your imagination than the satisfaction of that urge could ever do for you.

The beatiful thing about Lacroix is that its brand and its taste is not just a shitty lemonade, it simultaneously evokes the fantasy of drinking a more tasteful beverage while making you consciously aware that the whole process of drinking lemonade just for taste (instead of for quelling your thirst) is fucking dumb. It makes a meme out of the whole concept of lemonade and desu that makes it more fun than drinking lemonade. Maybe I just like being blue balled to death.

It is an ironic beverage, truly of our time. Lemonade will never make you happy it is an empty pursuit. Passion fruit and key lime gang represent.