/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>family always getting me gadgets
>ninja
>it's perfect
>thought it broke but it didn't
>receive a newer model
>give parents the old, nice one
>new one looks like a monster
>spend 10 minutes trying to figure it out without the manual
>you have to have the handle to the front right and line up a magnetic strip on the lid to bypass the saftey locks
>hmmm i think i will blend this smoothie
>THE SQUEAL OF 1000 BANSHEES AS THE 747 THAT IS MY BLENDER TAKES FLIGHT
>MACERATES THE SMOOTHIE
>comes out great

holy shit if i wanted a blender that loud i would get a gas one. i'm lucky no one called the cops for a domestic disturbance