/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I ate at a restaurant alone exactly once.

>good friend insomnia pays a visit
>7AM rolls around
>fuck it might as well get up
>hungry
>decide I want to go to my favorite restaurant for lunch
>only problem is that it is in the next town over and I have no car
>decide to walk
>walk 18km after being awake for 22 hours
>finally get to restauraunt
>closed on Sundays
>well fuck
>go to random close by place
>sit alone at a table and just people watch while waiting for food
>get some Belgium waffles
>walk through town a bit
>decide to go catch the bus back home
>wait an hour
>no bus
>find out the bus to my town only runs 3 times a day on Sundays
>would have to wait 4 hours for the bus
>decide to walk home
>legs feel like they are on fire
>get halfway
>legs feel like they have knives in them that are on fire
>get 80% of the way
>legs have ascended beyond mere locomotive appendages and become sentient beings capable of only feeling pain and fire
>back in home town
>2 blocks to go
>random person pulls over and asks if I need a ride somewhere
>my fucking legs when
>no thanks, I am almost there
>get home
>by this time I have been awake for over 30 hours and walked almost 40 km
>go to bed
>still can't sleep
>remember that I didn't even get to go to my favorite restaurant
>cry