/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18552638
>Be me
>Living in Japan
>Visit a friend
>He is cooking eggs
>Look at the frying pan
>See this swolen monstrosity
>Ask my friend wtf did he do
>He says nothing
>Poke the bulbous tumor with a fork
>The pressure of hot air and cooking oil unleashes and levels the city flat
>Everyone covered in burns from the oil
>Mfw the government thinks Americans did it
>Mfw they surrender thinking it was an atom bomb
Forgot to mention I live in Hiroshima and its 1945