/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>first time going to U.S.
>give fingerprints, saliva sample, picture of iris, brain scan and soul
>get taken away by federal officers
>sit in a hall together with tattooed ex-convicts, body builders and embattled mercenaries
>get taken away for hour long interrogation
>be released
>go to mcdonalds because hungry and scared
>buy big mac
>win two more big macs because of monopoly coupon
>cardiac arrest