/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10515563
Someday /ck/ will have declared everything except whole milk and canned sardines to be soyboy cuisine. At least cookalong threads will be interesting.

>>6501278
>I was so fucked up that when I got home my parents thought I had done drugs.

i know you're not being serious i have heard people say stuff like this 100% unironically

>making something that involves anything other than shoving a prepackaged meal into the oven/microwave
>in the middle of preparing it, still using ingredients out on the counter
>mom walks in and starts screaming about how I always make a terrible mess when I cook and how I'm not even good at it anyway so I shouldn't ruin her kitchen like that
>have to fight her off to keep her from throwing all the ingredients I need back into the fridge or the pantry
>it happens so often that I give up for a while and just grab a burger on the way to work
>she pulls up my checking account and shows me how many times I've eaten at fast food places over the week
>YOU'RE SO UNHEALTHY ANON WHY DON'T YOU MAKE FOOD AT HOME

My dad used to make my packed sandwiches like a boss, cutting the crust off, putting in either peanut butter or peanut butter+jam.

One day my mother made them, and she left the crust on, didn't even cut them, and put butter in the sandwhich which had both peanut butter and jam.

Never again.