/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17373643
I can't stand Kenji but I can't put my finger on why, other than his anti-Trump bullshit and then immediately backtracking and pulling the old "I was just pretending to be retarded." Gimme the quick rundown of his faults. Also his kitchen is messy as hell but that might be normal.

>>17038872
Thoughts about my turkey? Should I use more propane?

>>16639436
Boil em, mash em, cram em up my ass

>this is what vegans actually believe

>>13949753
>mom found the grease vat

>>13256680
nvm found it in archive

>>12720978

god has forsaken us

>>12100022
FRESH GROUND BEEF SMASHED BURGER WITH SPECIAL SAUCE

BEEF
>80/20 chuck ask ur butcher grind it twice
>just salt
>optional make a salt blend 40% salt, 30% smoked salt, 20% garlic powder 10% black pepper

SPECIAL SAUCE
>1 part mayo, 1/3 ketchup, sweet relish, few drops of pickle juice and vinegar, salt, pepper
>optional also add chopped onion, paprika, garlic powder, red pepper flakes, hot sauce, honey mustard

TOPPINGS
>what ever you like. for me its dill pickles, salted tomatoes, iceberg lettuce, and chopped yellow onion
>guac can be good. bacon if u like it

CHEESE
>everyone always says deli american but I'm not the biggest fan
>i like pepperjack. smoked gouda might be good im a try that next

BUNS
>i need some more research. anyone have any info? For now I'm using an egg bun with sesame seeds

SMASHING TECHNIQUE
>lightly form 2, 2oz balls or 1, 4.5oz patty,
>buttered or beef tallow'd cast iron or griddle
>place ball then partchment paper, smash right away with a flat sauce pan holding down for 10 seconds
>you will know when to flip, prob about a min. get a good crust
>flip making sure you get all the crust, place cheese and cover to melt cheese for maybe 20-30 seconds.
>butter buns and toast lightly

Show me your worst

Post the most horrifying thing you have ever seen that is food related

Cursed food thread, the best u got

at least it is cursed