/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>on three week vacation of Europe
>one week each in France, Germany, and Italy
>literally nowhere sells cheeseburgers
>every time I go to a restaurant (which are super tiny over there) I ask them for a double stack cheeseburger and they laugh at me
>have to end up eating gross shit that I can’t pronounce, comes in tiny portions but it’s so bad you wouldn’t want to eat it anyways
>Italy didn’t even have mac and cheese like what the duck?
>practically starve to death, literally the only thing I ate was bread for three weeks like a third worlder
>cried when I got to the airport and there was a Burger King

I lost 30 pounds in Europe. Why the FUCK can’t they just be normal and serve normal food??

Remember to suck and swallow when Jamal comes over.

Youth. It's because this is your first job. Your first paycheck. Everything is a dream.
Then comes the big cock of bills and taxes. The boss or middle manager comes in and expects more from you. You best and all isn't good enough anymore.
You trade optimistim for another cigarette. Every passing day chips at your soul. The once liberal happy dem turns into a cooler shade of Republican red not out of spite or hate but because what you were taught at school was wrong. Each job is like the last but you work not because you have to and is the American way but because there is work to be done.
Get a trade while you can. Any trade will do.

>>11031799

>Its not a real shoe!
>Its actually a met doorstopper!

>>9529929
nevar forghetti, getting help is an option

>>24449
I understand that, but its a backward movement

we have the technology for advanced puffed fruit shaped cereal god dammit

>>7904138

I need to stop reading this thread