/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>new semester, new house
>roommate claims to be excellent cook and baker
>says his breads are to die for
>that's awesome! I bake bread weekly, what kind of hydration do you use, etc.?
>he knows nothing about bread
>at all
>still talks about how good his cooking is
>never seen him make anything but steamed broccoli and
chicken breasts
>always shoves the pan right into the sink and runs coldest possible water over it
>catch him about to do it to my nice nonstick pan once
>lecture him about it warping the pan, cracking coating, etc.
>oh okay
>leave the room
>hear the unmistakable hissing sound of water hitting a hot pan
>"sorry anon I'm in a hurry"
>constantly uses metal spatula on my nice nonstick cookwear
>"don't worry I'll replace them, shouldn't be more than $10-$15 for ones like these"
>literally warps his usual chicken-cooking pan to the point of uselessness as it won't sit flat on the element any more
>walk in to the kitchen and see pic related as a result
What a world what a world. He also loves drenching things in weird condiments WHILE THEY ARE STILL IN THE PAN. I sure love scraping off carbonized fucking orange ginger glaze because he never does the dishes either.