/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>sit down on the floor to play with my 2 yr old niece
>The physical exertion of getting down onto the floor frightens my niece and she runs away.
>I'm stuck on the fuckin floor and can't get up again
>my dad can't get me up on his own so he gets his 70 yr old neighbour to help
>i'm 27

Its so difficult/expensive to get drunk when you're as big as me. I think all the booze gets absorbed in the fat