/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>visit same place often
>they start to remember you
>get laid off and stop going because it was your work lunch place
>stop by half a year later while in the area
>get treated like a stranger again

>don't eat fruit after meals because it takes a long time to digest and it will turn into wine in your stomach and cause acid reflex

If only it were so easy

>need a brick of cheddar for stuff
>find section labelled "CHEESE" but not what I'm looking for
>turns out there is a le artisan smoked gourmet cheese section and a normal cheese section that's on the opposite end of the store
>go to buy canned black beans
>find "BEANS" aisle
>all there is are canned ketchup beans because the normal beans are with the pasta and soup stuff

>this is too spicy I didn't ask for hot sauce
>it's fucking sweet BBQ

Fuuuuuck I want to quit drinking except for in that 10 second window on the way home from work when I have to decide between going straight home and taking a detour to the booze store

This is the most condescending thing I've ever read, the author belongs in a labor camp

>I'll have a cola
>Is Pepsi OK?

>cashier makes quips about the one time you tried to be social and make small talk about yourself two years ago

>tfw you know that your drinking habit is bad and you want to quit but you don't have any support from others and living the rest of your life sober feels even scarier than what you are currently doing

>>7884172

>use express lane instead of self checkout
>get stuck behind some indian woman arguing over sale price with the cashier for several minutes until the cashier gives up and walks across the store to check
>the sale was from last week's flier

>go to sushi buffet
>friend fills dish with like 7-8 tbsp of non sodium reduced soy sauce
>somehow manages to soak it all up because I saw him top off at least once
>he doesn't feel well later
>"It's that sushi place they must put MSG in the food"