/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw i add one bayleaf and claim its my secret ingredient knowing it doesnt do anything

>drank the most potent, fishy smelling puer in my collection while in public

>>17375946
>Bob Jones
Some of my family went to Bob Jones and they ate a lot of Italian food. Although.. We also managed to get one of their students that was still attending Bob Jones to drink alcohol.

Dish idea: garlic bread with ice cream

I used bitcoin to renew my 4chan pass last year, but I didn't report it on my taxes.

>>15544635
yes it is

>>13433339
I unironically eat my pasta plain, or drowning it in grated KRAFT parmesan

>machine says "Insert cash or select payment type"
>insert card before selecting payment type

I don't let the alcohol burn off when I use wine in my pasta sauce

>>12647990
really makes you think huh

>>12470586
>>12470586
See if you wanted to complete the illusion: Dip the ends in green dye so they are darker them roast them a bit in the oven. Then drizzle yellow cheese sauce on it.

>was angry at a flatmate, took his unopened packet of bourbons out the cupboard and threw it on the floor a few times to smash them all up and put it back in its spot
>used other flatmate's hazelnut milk for choccy milk, watered it down and put it back in the fridge

>>12422925
Lol there is a reasonable chance his dad is a really rich lawyer, Porsche and all

>dough needs to rise once for a specific amount of time
>let it rise for the appropriate amount of time
>knead dough for the time it needs to be kneaded
>put it back in the oven to rise again
>take it out a minute early
FUCKING D E V I L I S H

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>>12017298
>tfw your """""""language""""""" is literally the 'go 'za meme IRL

>be uber eats/grubhub driver
>get order to deliver to a house just a street down from me
>stop at my house and microwave the food to make it taste bad
>there's 0 way for them to blame me for it

>coastie literally SEETHING over denying xir my precious (You)s

>get note from school saying one of the kids is adesthly allergic to peanuts so please don't pack lunches which contain peanut products
>send my daughter to school with a peanut butter sandwich and peanuts brittle

>>11451548
I have some ideas...

https://xhamster.com/videos/joanna-angel-lemon-stealing-whore-4304263

>>11445485
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>>11445601
>>11445868
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>>11445935
>>11446073
>>11446204
>getting baited this hard

>go to the supermarket
>go to the fresh produce section
>put as much cilantro in a bag as i can
>go to the can soup section
>hide it behind a massive wall of soup

>>11143426

>go to restaurant, place order
>food arrives
>eat about a third of it before saying "this doesn't taste right,"
>ask for it to be remade
>get 33.3% extra food for the same price
>don't tip because they "screwed up my order the first time"