/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16111474

>literally tastes like piss

>be me
>young lad working as a bus boy
>tending to the front when some lady asks me if she can go to the bathroom
>but why
>awhile later she comes out
>lead customers to their table
>get a whiff of pure ass
>did someone wipe shit on a menu
>walk back
>ass again
>figure she had a diarrhea attack
>check the bathroom
>it wasn’t an attack
>no
>a diarrhea assault
>a diarrhea carpet bombing
>poo everywhere
>poo on floor
>on sink
>it was all poo
>stare in shock for a few seconds
>i end being the one to clean it up
>spend a good hour marinating in poo fumes
>the woman watched me the entire time
>her wretched asshole spewing foul odors all the while from the back of the bar

I felt a bit bad considering she probably just lost control but my god. What the hell.

>nearly killed myself today trying to boil an egg
I'm such a failure