/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18867747

>>12477211
You're a real cunt

>>11712267
>tfw 50 miles from Phoenix and shitloads of snow and cold winters every year

>>9784994
>He hasn't experienced the euphoric trance that is a Hypnotically Caucasian store.

>>9450103
I bet they love you on /pol/

>>7513868
whoops, almost forgot my
>smugface.jpg

>>7478277

>>7445804
wait, wait, actual best one, sry recovering repressed memories
>be shift supervisor
>have to train pizza assembly nubs
>get a big burger that is slow as balls
>makes pizza like art, takes ten min each
>a good time is 2-3 minutes, most workers are 4-5
>too big to work around on the line
>creates bottlenecks
>tell him to work faster, he gets nervous
>sweats all into the pizzas
>when people are in lobby waiting for pizzas it got even worse
>i'm talking like unhealthy amounts of sweat
>can't tell him to just sauce or just wrap or he's sweating on everyone's pizzas
>make choice for greater good
>the line becomes a sweat pizza russian roulette
>mfw if anybody really notices this he is getting fired
>continue to force him to work faster
>lasts about two months
>worked up endurance so he wasn't pouring cups of sweat on every pizza, just sprinkling it
>assume someone tipped off management
>repress memory until today
I'm laughing and i don't want pizza for a while

>be at Little Caesar's around closing
>park car near dumpster
>wait until pizza boy stacks left-over Hot-n-Readys on top of dumpster
>rush in to grab a few, leaving a couple for the homeless population
>never grab the bottom boxes anyway, the ants swarm rather quickly
>host pizza party in my dorm
>"anon, you're the man!"
>repeat process sometimes 3 times a week
>mfw friends and I were eating garbage pizza

>>6370303
>>6370310
>>6370313
>all this mad over food reviews
Looks like you guys need to go outside more often.