/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20450738
Based Steve always wins because he passes the "would you have a beer with..." test. Being actually likeable is more difficult than cooking, and nobody is hanging out with Little Jimmy Alt or the other usual Youtube suspects unless it's part of some HR-mandated diversity exercise. Steve's OC is one of the reasons that we even bother visiting Youtube in 2024 despite the adblocker warnings and propaganda, and it's going to get real interesting when more creators realize that other platforms can be more profitable. (I think Youtube is already approaching Facebook on the boomeriritis scale. For me it was already over after Mike Derrick switched from Youtube to Thrubin, we get pretty much all of our new recipes from Mike Derrick now, and his Thrubin channel supports Z4 downloads, which Youtube DOES NOT even in 2024 ffs.)

All of the haters itt are overlooking the off chance that OP works with Dreamboat Steve..... in which case we should be asking for advice on maintaining those bulging biceps, perky pecs, adamantium abs, and luxurious locks, not to mention all the juicy bits he could get out onto a tray (NICE, with a musical medley as I tap the ash out of my crack pipe).

>>20439371
Steve isn't a normal dude, he has an adamantium tum-tum.

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>>19129875
He's been posting weekly content to OnlyFans for months, don't tell me you're a Y*utube cuck, you've been missing the best content like the banned Taliban MRE video.

>>18903562
Trapped in the Sarlacc pit, pic related.

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>>18649360
DT's last post was actually 9 months ago, but yeah, there's some concern. For that matter, Steve1989 hasn't posted in 7 months, wtf. Youtube /ck/ will never be the same if they find the body and it turns out that Tendies was just Steve with a spray tan.

>>18407044
/ourguy/

>>18391994
my anus produces fart healthy meals

>>18383457
Because most of the US R&D budget has shifted to producing vegan kosher bottom-friendly MREs. Plus most drone operators just eat hot chip from the vending machine.

>>18383473
>last uploaded 5 months ago
Oh Steve where art thou.

>>17866943
>even if they were the freshest pork straight from Donbass
What if they were the freshest pork straight from Datass?

>>17703449

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>>17647662
Outside of their intended military context, MREs are ridiculously overpriced for what they are. It's cool if you enjoy them as a hobby like pic related, or if you want to larp as a operator while camping in your backyard (I know I do), but otherwise you're better off stockpiling non-perishable dry & canned foods in bulk, while simultaneously learning how to farm/garden, hunt, and fish. If you're in a city, then as a 4chan incel you're already a goner, all you can do is pepper your angus for a few brutal weeks as a sex slave.

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