/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19000521
I never got smacked at the dinner table but one time....
>be like 10
>annoying cousin named "quest" and my aunt are visiting
>at dinner I grab my butter knife and start to butter my bread
>quest screams "Mom Anons got a knife"
>aunt runs over snatches butter knife from my hand
>screams "KIDS CANT HAVE KNIVES!!!"
>its not your house bitch!
>we argue and she loses
>out of defeat she throws a fucking chicken breast at me
>hits me in the face
>get up and walked into the woods and stayed for 2 hours
>better than the alternative of knifing the bitch
>can hear my aunt crying as I walk off, family arguing
>pic related
>knife like this but green handle
Havent spoken to her in decades and not planning on it. Also have no doubt in my mind my dad had sex with her when they were kids despite her being his sister.