/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17824657
*SNIFFFFF*, she turns her head away in a self-conscious display. Disregarding her bodily discomfort, I her eclipse her underarms with my tongue's surface area maximized for optimal tasting; the scent and taste of her body forcibly driving blood into my shaft. With one hand lining her neck and jaw, and the other propping up her hips, I push into her tight little 2D japanese hole. She climaxes instantly and begs me to marry her, offering me a $100 million dollar dowry. Knowing money doesn't lead to happiness, and already earning a healthy salary myself, I decline. I kiss her goodbye, anticipating my next umami meal ticket.

>>17820498
>>17820497
Imagine getting three for free umami onigiri.

>>17642891
>I’ve never ingested one
Silly anon, she can be an ingredient without being ingested. Such as this onigiri.

>>17533631
So your post on /pol/ but I dont post there so I'll respond here.

Roa's pasta sauce/soups are like 7$
Bacon from an expensive brand is like 20$
Two packs of lunch meat is 10$ total.

The dumb faggot who made this post could have bought head lettuce for 1/5 what that bag of weeds cost too.
Pasta is still at most 2$ a box, at 800 calories a box that even for fatties 2 meals a box when cooked properly with sauce/proteins. People can post forever about how they can't afford to cook at home, they will always be 45 IQ and that's the end of the discussion.

t. 31 year old who's been making 2 meals a day, daily for almost ten years and spends fuck all on groceries.

> rice, pasta, couscous, potato
> protein of choice
> oil/fat of choice
> veg of choice

walla.

I like them with extra umami.

>>17460316
Are you saying you wouldn’t want to try Chun-Li’s armpit-riceballs after she just had a 3-round fight?