/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be 13
>go to semi fancy place with family + grandparents
>notice ladybug in salad
>jokingly point out to dad
>yeah whatever it happens
>waitress comes back
>"UMMM EXCUSE THERE'S A BUG IN MY SON'S SALAD"
>everyone stops eating and stares at us
>waitress freezes
>"s-sorry, sir i'll go back and have them remake the salad free of charge and you'll have drinks on the house"
>waitress goes back
>"you see there son, i was just testing her reaction to see how big of a tip she should have"

this is funny but i will never tip not my job to pay your bills