/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I love fruit, but hate the texture of freeze-dried shit, so I'd probably stock up on jams, jellies, marmalades, applesauce, etc.

Oh yeah, and coffee. Might as well just go straight into the cryo chamber if I cant have my coffee.

>>10451866
>Try to top the Boston Tea Party
>Boston Coffee Party
>Dump tons of caffeine into the harbor.
>All the fish die
>Addicts start jumping into the water.
>The water is all brown, so people drowning cannot be seen
>Start yelling for them
>They respond
>DONT TALK TO ME YET UNTIL I FINISH MY COFFEE

>>10408456
BITCH DONT TALK TO ME I HAVENT HAD MY COFFEE YET DO YOU WANT TO DIE

>*sip*

Ah, yes, that's better. You may speak now.

Don't talk to me about bacon. I haven't had my COFFEE yet.

>>9595783
you as toasty as my morning roast-y

>Hand over the coffee and nobody gets hurt