/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16296914
DUDE i just LOVE the rest and relaxation of rural living, it’s so STATIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my OXY BENDERS. you should totally come on down to my TRACT SUB-DEVELOPMENT, it’s got EXPOSED DIRT SIDEWALK and everything, we can crack open a nice Bud Light or three and get crazy watching some NASCAR on fox sports! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the lake- listen here, right, it’s a lake where us WHITE MALES who do OXYCONTIN can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also a LAKE like when we were kids, so we can go FISHING, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which meaghann and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re having twins tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can get money from the government to spend on ourselves and our BABIES. i’m f——g JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this Bud Light and pop open another one!!!