/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10093095
My paternal Grandpa lived for 85 years with only one. The doctors didn't even know he was born with just one

>>10093102
He runs a horse farm, or at least did, but you can't charge a sick man for a fucking kidney this aint china

>>10093136
>>10093154
They're gonna stick a huge ass diameter 24 gauge needle in my arm and scrape around until they get what they need

I can drink with just one kidney, my grandpap did it for years

Whats the longest anyones gone without showering while on a binge? Mine was either 10 or 14 days without bathing. Can't really remember how long but I fucking reeked

Anyone feel like greentexting hangover/withdrawal stories?

Heres mine
>Wake up
>Skin is dry and itchy
>Face is red and blotchy
>Nausesous
>Anxiety
>Piss is cloudy and dark yellow
>Inside of mouth tastes terrible
>White plaque on tongue
>ANXIETY
>Hands shaking lightly
>Legs feel trembly
>Inside of mouth tastes like shit even after brushing, food tastes worse
>Body is giving off a funk, not like BO, but like alcohol is still seeping out of my pores
>DID I MENTION ANXIETY

Fuck.....anway, 4 tallboys of natty later, and i'm feeling kinda normal

Anyone else get similar symptoms?

>Go through a terrible 36 hour withdrawal
>Try nursing beers just to feel right again
>Wake up this morning, feel just fine
>Drink 8 pounders in 5 hours

Why do I never learn from my mistakes? I'm just gonna get sick again

This question was fun last thread, so i'll ask it again

Whats the lowest alcohol related moment you've ever seen or done?

>Me, drank isopropyl alcohol when I was out. It worked

>>9026073
Day 1. Had my last beer at 7pm after eating.

My hangovers/withdrawals were much worse when I was on vodka instead of beer.

I've been drinking between 8-20 beers a night for the past week or longer, cant remember. Now that i'm out of beer, I feel the withdrawal setting in.