/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7061531

>mfw americans call chips "french fries"
>mfw americans call crisps "chips"
>mfw americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>mfw americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>mfw americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>mfw americans call a wunderbahbox a "PC"
>mfw americans call meat water "gravy"
>mfw americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>mfw americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger"
>mfw americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>mfw americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
>mfw americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich"
>mfw americans call tippy typers "keyboards"
>mfw americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>mfw americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>mfw americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>mfw americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>mfw americans call a rickedy-pop a "gear shift"
>mfw americans call a choco chip bucky wucky a "cookie"
>mfw americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>mfw americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>mfw americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"
>mfw americans call a ceiling-bright a "lightbulb"
>mfw americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"
>mfw americans call cobblestone clippity clops "roads"