/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18767709
Neither, those are both soyboy sauces. Real alpha chads use these:
>Doctor Donkeydick's Anal Holocaust
>Nuclear Ass Blaster
>Anal Toilet Rape
>Toilet Pipe Cleanser
>Hellfire Mouth Killer
>Colonel Buttchug's Irradiated Sphincter Scorcher Sauce
>Captain Sphincter's Swollen Colon Fire Rhea
>Baron von Buttswamp's Turd Degree Burn
>Habanero Ass Hair Incinerator
>Wild-Eyed Rectum 'Recker
>Uncle Devildong's Five-Alarm Ass Magma
>Dirty Darrel's Dingleberry Dissolver
>Pucker Punisher
Yep, nothing like going to the local microbrewery/barcade after a long days work, sipping on a pineapple upside-down cake IPA and having alpha Chad contests with myself to see how many drops of Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce I can take this time.