/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I now get completely shitfaced drunk from a pack of Oreo cookies. What's the most carb loaded meals you know of that's actually a "normal" meal and not just a pile of potatoes or something?

>>16384196
NO DADDY GOD DAMN IT!

How can you so catastrophically fuck up a pot roast with bacon? My god damn alcoholic boomer aunt that's allergic to salt can make a fucking pot roast. You're such an asshole.

>>16380123
BITCH! IS YOU MAKING ME EAT WHOLE ASS ROSEMARY THAT WAS BAKED FOR THREE MINUTES?

>>16312050
>You will never again be sitting on the beach as dad uses a can opener to crack open a nice juicy Hawaiian punch.

>>16207407
>Never really gave a shit about inspecting produce
>Kung flu happens and now I have to wear a muzzle when I shop
>Make a point to touch every single piece of produce I can knowing the wagies and normies are absolutely livid watching me because they can't exactly rub down the apples with Clorox.

>>16167065
Any white woman not impressed by good fried chicken is a degenerate whore that will one day threaten you with a knife. Fried chicken is beloved by all except psychopaths.

>>16123673
Yeah, we have a tradition in my family. Every thanksgiving at the end of the meal the youngest person in the house gets a free throw at the oldest person and then it's a free for all. Been doing it every year that I've been alive.

>>16072684
If you can't afford to tip you're trailer trash that shouldn't be eating out in the first place. Prove me wrong. The only people upset by tipping are NEETs, drug addicts and minorities.
>Inb4 I'm a Bitcoin millionaire, married with 5 kids
Yes, that's why you're spending your Friday night on the fucking food board of 4chan.

>>16062393
Me. Just try and fuck with a gozerian and fight out.

>>16054025
'gozer