/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>old people licking their fingers when they ruffle through their checkbooks or cash
>old people spitting and hocking up loogies into my trashcan
>old people screaming at me because their checks won't go through
>old people in general

On one occasion I had one old guy hand me a 20 dollar bill, and apparently he had cut his hand without knowing because one entire side of it was covered in blood.

>meatballs
>grape jelly

Man, my family is hardcore white trash and we've never done this shit.

>>3813524
That's a shitload of gravy, I thought it was stew for a minute there.

>It's 10:50 in the evening
>I really want a sausage butty.

Oh man. The cravings. They're making my belly rumble.