/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17714226
>>17714198
YOUR NUTMEAT IS OF INFERIOR QUALITY AND WOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED IN QUEEN LINDA'S SPECIALTY BLEND! NOW BOW BEDORE THE QUEEN!

>>17420790
Looks terrible. I would much prefer momm Linda's sweet sweet nourishment.

>>17254705
YOU WILL SUFFER FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS. APOLOGIZE NOW.

>>17221324
Queen, Mommy linda MOGS on your dumpster juice of a nugg. I'd like to see you even attempt to get on her level. Your failure would make me LAUGH. MY. FUCKING. ASS. RIGHT THE FUCK OFF!

>>16737959
Mommy Linda makes a no-fuss, no-muss "'chicken'-in-a-can" that provides superior flavor and texture in a sleek and modern form factor. I would highly suggest considering Queen Linda for your next "'chicken'-in-a-can" purchase. Thank you.

>>16679062
Put in garbage and buy the superior Queen Linda's.

>>16594935
That's why I trust Linda's! No dead male chicks, no muss, and not even any fuss! Just delicious and nutritious frichik! Ahhhhh the sweet smell of good old frichik in the morning what a joy.

>>16594347
Is that a cope I smell in the air? You'll never be as superior as a non-corpse muncher like mwah!