/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Renting a room out in Texas
>Lesbian couple moves in
>Complain that I leave my guns everywhere (I have an FFL and sell guns for a living)
>Have the loudest and most annoying sex I've ever heard; sounds like alley cats fighting over fish bones

>6 months after they move in, they cook me a meal as thanks since they were discriminated against by everyone else
>Made spaghetti and meatballs
>Pasta was still hard and meatballs were still cold
>Choke it down with a smile on my face and say thanks because I'm not an ungrateful faggot

>Drink 8 beers after dinner since I didn't feel full
>Wake up in my bed
>They carried me to my bed and tucked me into bed
>Can't find my FNX-45 Tactical in my nightstand
>Find it in the kitchen table unloaded
>They thought I was gonna get up and stumble across my room to go pee and trip and blow my head off

Not really horrific and they were great roommates; always paid the rent on time and were fun to be around.

Just wanted to share.

>>5592461
Kraft Singles mah nigga.

>>5577686
Thanks for your thoroughly-researched input, bro science.

>>5550796
Thanks.

>>4613092

Looks like you steamed it or something...I'll give you a 10/10 for the beer though.