/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18079096
consider the following:
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>>18078004

>>14932547
I'm not rich but I feel like absolute shit whenever something in my fridge goes bad and I have to throw it away

I have to work tomorrow

>having a wife
n-normie

>tfw pizza hut stopped selling poppers

>tfw favorite gas station to buy snacks got robbed and the QT pajeeta behind the counter was killed

>drink soda daily through childhood and teen years
>always have shitty teeth but never once a cavity, ever
>be an adult
>lay off soda completely and most sugary foods aside from the occasional sweet, drink nothing but water and beer
>teeth are literally rotting one after the other, horrible cavities

I don't get it

>tfw most of the world's beer in inaccessible because you live in Leafistan with our retarded fucking post-prohibition-era 100% government-run liquor stores
It's almost not worth even bothering with booze here, it does nothing but make me rage at how much I'm missing out on.

>be me in 7th grade
>finally girls like me because i'm broody angst man
>hanging out with one of the hottest goth girl in the school
>obviously wants me but my self esteem is too low from previously being unwanted and bullied
>she tries to playfully feed me a cupcake
>knee jerk reaction to human closeness is to violently jerk my head away
>frosting smeared on my face
>awkward moment

>>11196088
Fuck now I feel like a dumbass

>>11021755

>the yolk breaks when I flip the egg

>>10608760
God damnit I came into this thread just to make this joke and you beat me to it

>oh you're in the navy? What do you do?
>you're a cook? Hahahahaha

preparing my taxes and my accountant told me i spent $400k on food in 2017.

Restaurants = $180k
Private Chef = $150k
Ranch Maintenance = $70k

>>10223399
lol fatty

>>10213842
>>not having a tiny, petite gf so you can cum inside them and pretend they are a preteen girl

>be me
>never had the pleasure of grocery shopping with female
>eat alone
>sees no point in eating
>going on water fast

>>9710578
watch that show for more than five seconds
please KYS

fren am sad...fren wan die...