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>when a needle bone goes all the way in

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>>17414094
>He doesn't take his rehydrating saltfish to work so it doesn't stink up the house

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Tomato weevils. Dont look it up.

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>>16516661
>emulsifier numbers

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b-blueberries...

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>>14448434
y-yeah...

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>>14419217
I undercooked eggs when I was 11 and gave my self food poisoning, I was hospital for a few days.

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>Go to local Mexican place
>Free chips and salsa
>Order Steak Fajitas
>Tastes great

The moment I exit the building i have to race home and have explosive shits. How does that food get through me so quick? Also, what are some foods that do this to you?

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>>11969087
>>11969093
vegans = utterly btfo

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Whenever you are eating meat, do you ever ask yourself if the animal was female or male?

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>>10947567
>go to japanese restaurant
>order tempura yaki soba
>struggle to eat soba noodles with spoon because i dont know how to use chopsticks
>japanese chefs and waitresses are all staring at me

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e-excuse me s-s-sir, I would like to apply for the cashier position if t-thats okay

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>planning to make a pasta sauce
>buy everything I need some spices, onions, garlic, 'vark, peppers, pasta
>the cashier asks what I'm making
>say a tomato sauce
>she giggles a bit and shakes her head
>think it's kinda weird but just forget about it
>leave the store and get home
>realize I forgot the tomatoes
>almost cry in anxiety realizing I have to go back
>work up the courage to go
>the grocery jester is standing right inside the doors waiting for me
>"Forgot something big guy? Catch!"
>tosses a tomato at me
>its been greased up so I fumble and drop it and he laughs wickedly at me
>at this point other customers realize what's happening and rush to the tomato section to grab more tomatoes
>"Hey everyone, this guy needs some tomatoes, let's give him some!"
>about a dozen customers start pelting me with tomatoes
>all I can here is them yelling "TOMATO BOY! TOMATO BOY!"
>try to run out the entrance but I turn around to see the manager has just locked it from outside
>make a run for the exit
>covered in bruises and tomato pulp and juices
>every cashier is waiting for me making me run through a gauntlet of pelting tomatoes
>"TOMATO BOY! TOMATO BOY"
>rush for the exit and escape
>can here the taunts and laughter from the store
>drive home and sob while putting a batch of pizza rolls into the oven

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>that shame when going back to return bottles or seeing the same cashier all the time
how do I beat this?

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how can i stop drinking

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>>10341623

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10323402

I want borger

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