/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12986351
Space alien cats know.

>brown rice is better than white rice.
This is how I can tell you don't cook.
>brown sugar is better than white sugar.
This is how I can tell you don't make candy or baked goods.
>brown eggs are better than white eggs.
This is how I can tell you know fuckall about eggs.

>>12323622
Hisss!

>>10430614

>>9171875
yes they fucking do, let me tell you more things my parents do that made me want to kill them in their sleep when I lived with them

>eat cereal
>don't drink milk and leave bowl full of milk in the sink

>want butter
>don't check butter dish to see if there is butter
>don't get butter dish
>take butter, unwrap partially, and put the butter on the counter using the wrapper as a butter dish
>this is almost guaranteed to get butter everywhere

>leave shit in fridge too long
>i literally pulled out a dutch oven and opened it and almost vomited
>it was a roast several weeks ago but now it was just green and orange bacteria and mush

>cut crust off of sandwich
>throw in sink among other dishes
>throw plastic straws in sink among dishes
>THROW FUCKING PLASTIC WRAPPERS IN SINK OCCASIONALLY

>>9171885
I almost forgot

>have non water thing in cup
>leave it in car/corner somewhere
>it curdles/rots/whatever
>time for dishes and it makes the whole room smell like shit

>>8999474
Nice hiss