/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>dont drink alcohol
>dont drink coffee
>dont drink tea
>dont drink soda
>dont drink juice
>only drink water

>>14303478
Dagos are semi-retarded, ape-like creatures. They brought their peasant tomato flatbread to America, and like most imports to pre-21st century America, we took what we liked about it and refined and distilled it into the perfect food known as pizza.

Thanks to American hegemony, pizza was re-introduced into Italy, where the pathetic wops tried to larp as the originators of it. Thus was born the 'neapolitan pizza', a sad burnt disk of meager ingredients, adored by self-loathing white hipsters because of its 'authenticity' and 'freshness' as if a pizzeria like DiFara in Brooklyn isn't using the exact same caliber of ingredients to better result.

And yet it is the American form of pizza which persists most ubiquitously across the world. A timeless, perfect creation that will outlive the insincere fawning of psuedo-elitists.

>>14189577
that's enough for 30 little caesar's pizzas each month, you're set m8. might be a little rough for the months that have 31 days, you'll have to stretch the last pizza to two days. then again, february will be a true feast

>>13975850
Probably the one I dislike more first. Generally, the taste will linger in your mouth for a little while after. Also, depending on how hungry I am, I think I'm more likely to savor the second one.

>>13175769
Born and raised American, I loved reese's cups as a fat little retard, the CnC Hershey's too, but pretty much everything on that shelf is garbage. Everything is just way too fucking sweet now, I dont recall it tasting so bad. I can barely get through one fucking Reese's cup now without feeling sick to my stomach. If you can find them, get the thin ones, those are much more tolerable. Also, marshmallows are exclusively for toasting in the oven or over an open flame.

I'm visiting my mom. She accidentally used chili canned sauce for spaghetti she made for me. I powered through the first serving to make her happy but I'm not really good with spicy shit, so I wanted to know if there's any way to make them milder or do I have to just give up and throw them out and make new batch?

Post pic of delivery with timestamp OP or u gay

Is the cat crying because he knows that pepperoni pizza is for kids?

>>11280385
As of the 14th plenary session of the /ck/ouncil, we remain in deadlock. You will refrain from the consumption of pizza, regardless of temperature, until consensus is achieved.

>>11267940
You are, after all, the James Alefantis of your Child Preying Mantis

>>10919241
i wish someone would make me a yummy sandwich.....

I love onion and meat, but I also love soy products and spicy foods. Where do I land on the acceptability spectrum here?

what foods are good
please no curryworst

>>10770157
>6.99
>69
laugh you dumb fucks. laugh

>>10692381
>what am I in for?
Shart

>>10638343
Wait it's not just a giant big cracker in a box? That's disappointing.

Avicii dying has made me sad. I didn't even like his music, 28 is too young to die.
>mfw thinking of him hurting

>>10451674
Huh?

Why are culinary colleges so expensive? Can I just live with a ServeSafe certification? Does a culinary degree actually help me?

>>10393185
>Be me
>Have court stuff to do
>Have nothing better to wear
>Decided on sweatpants and a t shirt
>Judge looks at me in disgust
>Other jurors do the same
>Realize I'm naked in a school playground
>Mfw I'm a schizophrenic

No recipe will cure mommy issues.