/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20295267
I was born in bongland. It's shit now and everyone in their right mind wants to leave, but it's still my homeland. I know French food is objectively better - I don't care. I know Italian food is objectively healthier - I'm dying tomorrow so it doesn't matter. I know Japanese food is super sophisticated - I've got no one to impress in my death row cell.
Just fry me up. Fry every plant, animal and fungus. Mix every fungus with the stems, leaves and roots of every plant and the muscle, organs, fat, blood and marrow of every animal, then stuff it into the intestines and stomach of every animal and fry that in butter made from the milk of every animal.
Fry everything in the entire biosphere of life on Earth, feed it to me, then fry me. I was born British and I'll die British.