/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Phillyfag here. Every pizza place here, and there are literally thousands, sell slices. Between 1 and 10 pizzas are made and put in a display case or on the counter or wherever and if you order one, they stick it in the oven to reheat it. At most of the places the cheese and sauce were nothing to write home about even when fresh so reheating doesn't make much difference. You can typically get a slice and a can of pop for about $3. That's a cheap lunch around here. There is also the much overlooked aspect of "wow... This place has taco pizza, but I don't want to order a whole one only get as far as one bite before I figure out that it sucks". You can sample stuff. I've built an entire 8 slice variety pie before.

Y'all should give it a try. You'll find out that the jones you get for pizza is about 90% satisfied after the first slice. The remaining 7 that you compulsively scarf down are just your bitterness and shame bending you over and gently buttfucking you while whispering in your ear "nah, you're not fat. Shhhh. No tears now, just me making warm chocolate milkshakes in your rectum.

Pic related. This place is mostly slingin slice pie (cheese pizza), but most other places always have buffalo chicken, sausage, pepperoni, "specia (called deluxe elsewhere, pepperoni sausage onions mushrooms and green peppers) and perhaps something exotic like a taco or bbq pizza.