/ck/ - Food & Cooking

okay /ck/ let's try to have some fun.

let's try to come up with fictional, ridiculous fad diets. there should be a logic/gimmick to it, but the more twisted and subtlety factually incorrect the better!

i'll start with the Native Diet aka the North American Diet.

The logic: anyone born in and living in north america is in an environment of uniquely north american microbes, pollens and toxins. plants, animals and the native peoples had adapted to these conditions but globalization has introduced us to foods that we were not meant to eat, making us sick!

Allowed: any foods native to North America. Examples include turkey, corn (and anything made of corn), tomatoes and squashes.

Disallowed: any foods not native to North America. so, no beef (unless it's bison meat) no pork, no chicken, no wheat, no apples, etc.