/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Not my fuck up, but related

> At grandma's house for thanksgiving
> Grandma grew up in a rich family where the women were only taught how to bake
> She can bake like a motherfucker but can't cook for shit
> Not to mention she is absurdly old
> She wants to help
> Give her pie duty and forget about it
> Focus on dinner
> Dinner turns out delicious
> Ready for dessert
> Grandma presents her four pumpkin pies
> Get that cool whip out and ready to eat
> We all start eating
> Something's not right here
> Immediately recognize there is no sugar anywhere
> Literally just pumpkin puree in a premade pie crust
> Look around and see people just piling on more and more cool whip
> Fucking mountains of cool whip covering this savory shit pie
> Grandma happily gumming away at it
> Nobody says anything
> She insists on doing the same thing again next year