/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16457149
No Anon just let me explain, please don't leave.

>>12739482
Yeah that sounds more like it. I swear there isn't a single place worthwhile eating at in from Fortuna on South or East, and that it's really hit or miss the more North you go. Sure you have a couple places that might be okay to perhaps exceptional to eat at but all of them have a real chance of seeing some bum's spread bum against the restaurant window as a chocolate colored smear radiates outward against the glass. Also, I heard that one of the dipshit managers at Humboldt creamery was fired for being an alcoholic, so that place is probably a shit show too.
Culinary wise, this place is a black hole
Reality wise, this place is also a black hole and Eureka has fucking LONDON tier weather like all the time.

Im trying to make brownies but the recipe confused me so i put 1 cup powdered sugar instead of 1/8 cup sugar and i couldnt find a spatula. It had to be done by hand. I couldnt even find a baking dish i just dumped it in a pan. its baking now. almost done.

>>12500448
No.
>tfw everyone keeps asking this

Not trolling. Ordered food along with a smoothie from Uber Eats. I drink the smoothie and suddenly I feel like I need to throw up. I look at the bottom of the cup and notice a thick white fluid at the bottom of my smoothie. I put it in the fridge just in case it's what I hope it's not

Who the fuck do I call about this? Seems like it's not exactly an emergency. Do I just call the local police department? This feels really embarrassing to have to deal with.

>TLDR: I may have just drank semen for the first time after ordering food delivery from an app.