/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Everyone knows Wisconsin cheese is the best cheese in the world. The reason everyone around the world understands this is because they know Wisconsin was colonized by the superior European races who invented civilization and not mud people who should all be exterminated especially if they set foot here in the Real America. We, the proud descendants of Vikings and like, the Ancient Romans who were white, used American ingenuity to improve on gross, antiquated European recipes that smelled gross and had weird textures. We use the same names as those obsolete gross smelly cheeses because it's the same thing and also because we are real proud White Western Civilizationers. Truth in labeling is just protectionism, consumers have a fundamental human right to be lied to.

I should also note that I have spent my entire life in Wisconsin and have never gone anywhere else, so I know a thing or two about Wisconsin cheese. Everyone I have ever met agrees with me so I know it's a universal truth known by everone. If you disagree you are obviously trolling and/or insane.