/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13476590
good thing I don't care about what lazy waitresses want

wah wah wah I want a tip and I want you to do my job and I want this and I want that

well now you don't get anything

>>11789717
>tell my gf repeatedly she has to hurry so we can go
>she is still doing some braindead task after 15 minutes of this
>Insist further that we should have already left for the restaurant and she hasn't even started her bullshit beauty rituals
>she asks me if I noticed that every time I asked her to hurry up, she started folding clothes slower
>no, bitch, I haven't been watching your every move, but if that's how you want to be
>toss the clothes she'd been "working" on everywhere
>stay here all night and fold clothes however fast you want then
>she starts crying
>I leave and don't bother coming back for days

>you're a crazy person if you don't want to tolerate this

yeah, whatever, dumb incel, there's more to life than getting girls at any cost, you know? virgins never understand this though, and that's fine. Everyone has to find out for yourself. There's a reason every old man tells you not to get married.

>>11684474
>be me
>go to chinese restaurant with a friend
>I use a fork
>he holds his chopsticks and explains to me how to use them
>I tell him that I'm fine with simply using a fork
>he says that he's trying to teach me how to use chopsticks because it's expected of me because I am dining at a chinese place
>Yeah, well, this chinese place is in Canada where it is expected we use forks
>he just scowls like a bitch for the rest of the meal

to be fair, he was scowling the entire time before that too. I wonder if he's succeeded in chasing away anyone who would put up with him yet. I certainly don't bother anymore.