/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18990872
Pico de gallo can be considered a vegetable as much as lard or chicken broth can be considered meat. If I sold you a "super meaty burrito", and the only "meat" in it was the fact that the rice was cooked with chicken broth, and the meat was cooked with lard, wouldn't you feel like that's fucking false advertising?

>>17308260
A dumb, spineless whiner huh? What a combo. No wonder you still paid for the meal as if you ever planned on coming back and instead just wanted to bother total strangers with your own misfortunes and inabilities.
I have no problem with you preferring Olive Garden to some place you don't even have the balls to name.

>>14146582
You got all that from seeing chocolate put on a fucking potato?

>>13954923
>microwave-boiled pork

>>13472322
Lived with this guy for a year.

>gets sick, coughs all the time
>he kept leaving his "spit glasses" (glasses where he'd spit his coughed up phlegm) at random places in the house
>when he left for the holidays I had collected three whiskey glasses third way full with his phlegm laying around randomly

>takes early classes
>sets boat_horn.mp3 as the wake up alarm sound on his mobile
>every day when he wakes up we have to wake up to his https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrfyEetTC0k as well
>when he's passed out or hangover this shit would repeat every 5 minutes for half an hour in 6 AM in the morning

>he was weirdly obsessed with the original Lion King movie
>each day when eating he'd put the movie on and more than often finish the fucking movie completely
>he watched the Lion King songs in all languages (German, Afrikaans, Japanese, etc. etc.) available on Youtube

>this guy is now a professor

>taking pictures of your food
Do millennials really do this?

>>9567464
We are two of soul. Couldn't have replied any better, reading your post made my mouth water, and just when I thought you forgot the egg (I think just yolk is better) there it was.
It's good to know someone else of this board knows how to eat tartare.