/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11941422

>tfw sour twizzler nibs are so discontinued I can't even find an image of them online

>>8918963

>If they aren't stealing them, they're trying to buy cartfulls for coupon spam to return for cash

Fuck those people.

>>8708496
Made me very very sad

>>6923834

>You will never eat sour apple gushers again

>>6160907
>tfw you will never eat galapagos tortoise or california condor

Why don't Americans care about healthy food?

>>5456850
damn. you must be like 120 pounds.
>tfw a handle of goose is gone in 4 nights

>>4489855
>tfw drug addict to water

I've been on this shit for 20 years

>walk into McDiggies
>"Hello sir, can I take your order?"
>"Death."
>lady hands me a syringe and I just slam it into the side of my arm like nothing (it went numb years ago)
>she starts pumping pure cholesterol into my veins
>"Are you comfortable with your weight? Would you like to gain any pounds?"
>"I'd actually like to lose a few pounds. It would greatly please my wife."
>lady cranks the lever and begins filling me with a much thicker dosage of cholesterol
>feel my arm expanding and my eyes watering up
>"ENOUGH!"
>she rips out the needle and the hole in my arm spills cholesterol all over the floor
>carry my army out in a sling feeling anemic
>diagnosed with heart disease later that day
>Doc tells me I have to quit McDiggies
>mfw

Not happenin'.