/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12009104
>>12009992
WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN

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>>9380248
>Doesn't use tomato pulp
>Doesn't use the freshest basil leaf from her 10 meters high basil plant
>Fries the basil instead of letting it marinate with the sauce
>Fries the oil instad of mixing it with the sauce
>Doesn't use the purest extra virgin olive oil
>Doesn't correct tomato acidity with a little sugar
>Assumes there's enough salt because of the brand
>O N I O N

THIS MAKES-A-ME PORCO DIO

had my first day back in the saddle over the weekend after being out of the game for 10 years. breakfast was dead, lunch popped off a bit.
>JANE IS UP ON CHARLIE 7 AND ZULU 12
>JANE DOE IS DOUBLE PARKED GET YOUR FOOD OUT OF MY WINDOW
>RUNNER FOR JANE
>HOLY SHIT THE ZOMBIE QUICHE GOT UP AND WALKED AWAY
>RE-FIRE BRANZINO SALAD
somebody please fire this bitch

>girl who works at the deli is trying to cut open a block of cheese with a knife
>pulling it toward her
>knife cuts through the packaging and goes right at her face
>fucking eyeball ends up hanging out of the socket

That shit haunted me for a week. The corned beef was good though.