/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8193794
only found this out a few years ago.

story time:
>younger brother and his friends start drinking (end of high school)
>there are 6 gents at my dad's house with 3 40s
>methinks they are going to split the 40s among themselves
>no harm in that; i started boozing around the same age
>i leave them at home and go to work (night shift)
>i return around 11:30pm and find my brother and one of his friends sitting on the couch staring at the television while an informercial plays at low volume
>one of the friends is asleep on the couch
>another friend is passed out in the bathroom
>he is blocking the door and i have to barge in and hit him with the door
>he barely moves and mutters some words
>i don't even know where the other friends are
>salami, fruit, and other random foods are thrown across the kitchen counter
>i found the empty 40s alongside some 4lokos
>as i return to the couch to ask my brother wtf is going on, i find him leaving with his friend to the outside
>i follow them and see them lighting off roman candles down our street (suburbs).
>i start yelling at them and try to take the fireworks away
>they try to stop me and a silly scuffle ensues
>i finally corral them back inside the house and get them to drink some water and get to bed
>the next morning he explains to me what a sidewalk slammer is and that i should try it
>mfw imaging sidewalk slammers with the og 4loko recipe years ago