/ck/ - Food & Cooking

My fat grandma has me visit the local Papa John's, rain or shine, to purchase a floppy wet pie. The box steamly heats the inside of my car like a sauna on my way back through bending roads. I have to turn on the defroster just to navigate my back. In my opinion, a good pie should be so hot that touching the cardboard will result in a burn that not even ya' mama can slap on ya', you know watta mean, fellas?