/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20466581
>why don't people eat spaghetti while driving?

>>16091430
Calm down, Anakin. It's soup, not sand.

>>13505882
That looks positively vile. I'm sorry your shitty lawyer couldn't keep you out of jail.

>>11343660
Setting aside the idiotic behavior this sign attempts to prevent, people who are offended that the food they make is altered in some way by the purchaser can go fuck themselves. In the ass. With a cactus. I bought it. I will do whatever I want with it.

Maybe it's a little different if your wife's mom cooks it and you're trying to keep the peace so wifey serves you up a little lovin' later, but otherwise, if I want to add salt, I will add salt.

>>6596255
>Inventing fire