/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Vegan joy thread stories?
>be me
>be last night
>cute chick at hungry jacks on my way home after bender
>ask her what she recommends
>she says ‘the vegan burger’
>strongly lmfao, but then my drunken wisdom decides that I’ll try it
>have to wait over ten minutes for them to make it
>worried they are all going to spit/cum in it bc I laughed at her for recommending it
>it’s weighs a tonne
>took two bites
Totally fucking inedible.